(Intro)
Listen up, this is Captain Dozie speaking
We've got a crazy psycho killer on the loose
I need all cars to be on the lookout
Officers Davidson and Anderson, get your ass to the vector quadrant
Put down your space donuts dammit, he's just been spotted

Look up into the sky
Who ever thought pigs would actually fly?
At the world's end, everything said and done
The bullies of the past are now armed with guns
Wait a minute, I'll get inside of their heads
Before I simply state that they'd be better of dead
And take a good look at the value of life
The virtue of a brain and the violence of a knife

We fly around every single night
Cruising, just looking for a fight
We're lifeless, mindless, soulless, remorseless, and violent
Girl get on your knees, I'd kill before I'd ever say please
And if you tell, who'd you think they'd believe
A slutty little girl or the fucking police

Welcome to the city, it's gritty in the streets
Yeah, they try to keep the peace but the city never sleeps
So the city needs police, so they're calling all cars
Times have fallen hard so they look to the stars
And look, here we are, yeah, they say I’m corrupt
That I don’t give a fuck, that I’ll self-destruct
And yes, I refuse to play by the rules
And my partner, he’s a martyr cause he never follows orders
A loose-cannon with the handgun
The captain throws his tantrums
But he knows he needs us cause no ones gonna catch ‘em
These criminals
From illegal immigrants to those evil replicants, we're pivotal
So who you gonna call when the shit hits the fan?
And you’ve done what you can but it's out of your hands
It’s the mother fucking space police
We're on the case, gonna clean the streets

(Chorus)

Got a couple girlfriends, got a couple wives
A mistress on the side, babysitter needs a ride
So what, I’m a bad guy, take my ass to court
The only child I support is the child you abort
I’m an asshole, but I get the job done
Rid the city of the scum with my badge and my gun
And I jab you in the lungs, leave you out of breath
Cause I love to see you sweat when your under arrest
So yes, be my guest, you have the right to remain silent
The mind of a nihilist so I might remain violent
Hit you with the Heimlich, its not to save you
Its to crush your spine and leave your ass disabled
Now, don’t you safer? I protect and serve
But collect your nerves cause I expect the worst
It’s the mother fucking space police
We on the case, gonna keep the peace

(Chorus)